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What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

11.06.2025 03:17

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

My iPhone story; (totally can skip if you are not interested) I want to share this because these people made me question whether I’m uncool? weird or totally normal?

Trust me when I say even today I never showed off my iPhone to anyone. I don’t even hold that in my hand it always remain in my bag dumped however with broken screen funny how I got iPhone?

but but but….

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“If you have iPhone you can get friends easily specially if you are introvert”

I’m buying my first phone so I want to buy something good. it’s applicable if you are grown adult and understand the value of gadget. (Definitely not for teen who demand iphone as their first phone)

In 2019, when the iPhone 11 had just been released, my brother decided to surprise me by buying me one. His reasoning? Since I never had a phone, and I rarely used one, so I have no knowledge about features, space, ram, Xxx camera pixel. he thought buying good quality phone would be enough for life time😂. I don’t care about trends, model anything and I won’t demand to change to new model again and again.

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

(I hope I can show their faces😧🤔)

apple ecosystem where if you have multiple apple devices it become easy. I agree.

if that’s really the case I don’t have friends why?

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I mean I agree to disagree to this statement. It all depends on person to person.

Kya…. Kya bola tune (add that meme)

when I got new phone I posted unboxing video because I badly wanted to look cool 😎 (wink wink) but let me tell you more than me people who watched that were very happy. I got few replies but that one reply scared me “Now we will get good photos” only to realise how uncool I am. Trust me when I say this I never took my iPhone out to college for the very same reason. I can’t be photographing clowns 🤡

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Really?

or

let me start where I felt very strange and funny. Today I was watching this video

What are the types of values?

Look at this

2 years my iphone settled inside bookshelf because I don’t want to take that out in front of my those friends. Being their photographer always scared me.

If you are thinking this video by him or this post by me is about iPhone you are totally wrong. instead it’s about financial prudence and opulence

Why do men like to have sex with a woman's ass?

yes, you read that correct, that’s what one of the ‘kool people’ said, sounds ridiculous and rubbish I know but it’s true most people believe in that. Can’t believe what is happening in India right now the madness in people to show they are cool people is increasing day by day.

one of the comment said “iss desh mein Ameer banne se zyada ameer dikhane ka sock hai” and that’s the perfect thing to describe what is happening in India. Financial prudence is totally lost in India.

jokes apart…..

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

In this video narrator (Mohak Mangal) was discussing with ‘kool people’ why did they brought iPhone some gave valid reasons which is understandable like they said;

I have iPhone and I don’t feel confident at all. i don’t understand from where these people are coming from? How does having one damn gadget gives you confident.

I’m a minimalist person never wears bling extravagant luxurious jewellery or cloths and who is boring according to my family because they are total show off (don’t hate them🙏🏻😂)

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I don’t want to debate on how half of the population don’t buy iphone if we did not had EMI option

camera quality is great and photos look so good. Totally Disagree androids are getting better and better say by day. Oh who am I to say this well I have iPhone since 5 years and I know how it is. My grandmas jio keypad has better camera than iOS.

Financial prudence refers to being cautious, responsible, and wise in the way you handle money. It involves managing your finances carefully by saving, investing wisely, avoiding unnecessary debt, and ensuring you live within or below your means.

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I’m sorry we can never be friends. For me it just scares me because I never really take photos neither mine nor any bodies. And I value the person who interact with me because I’m good to interact with not because I have iPhone. Personal value is more important to me than social validation.

What?? Since when a simple phone did this? Confidence?😂

Opulence refers to great wealth or luxuriousness, often characterized by a lavish display of wealth and an extravagant lifestyle. Either you actually have that wealth or you simply show off.

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Just iPhone really? Nobita had f***g doremon even he was never confident.

My brother also joked that maybe with the iPhone, I’d finally learn to “show off” like the rest of them. I really tried to be like cool iPhone users. Though, I’m not quite sure I’ve mastered that yet! oh let me tell you the aftermath. at that time I was surrounded by mad people who were so crazy over the top to take photos everyday, every hour, every minute. I don’t judge them their happiness but I used to get irritated because how they used to never satisfied with any photos. They needed professional photographer at that point 🙄

let me explain; me? No no Google will explain😂

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iPhone feature and quality is good. I agree

My concern is why it’s not treated as just a phone? It’s premium company we pay for the logo just like Gucci, LV, chanel I know that but why people fail to understand that.

I don’t want to comment on how tier 2/3 people also have iPhone.